So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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