Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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