either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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