Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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