The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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