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Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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