I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
