i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
