Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I party with great urgency now.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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