how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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