On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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