I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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