Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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