would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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