it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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