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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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