lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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