you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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