the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she woke up with a sticky ear
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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