Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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