and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I wish i was in the wii world.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
