Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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