dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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