I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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