It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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