Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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