I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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