I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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