Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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