We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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