So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
