I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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