you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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