absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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