is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
don't judge my taste in strippers
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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