No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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