I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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