He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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