I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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