Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i am craving dick and cupcakes
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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