We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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