Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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