I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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