butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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