Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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