Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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