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dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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