Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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