I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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