Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
His nipple licking is glorious
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