let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
