i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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