he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Holy shit dude........stairs
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