Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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